She should have known. His Tinder profile said something about his liking Iron Man.
She had only paid attention to the ‘loves authentic living’.
She’d figured it meant drinking home-brewed coffee with heart shaped coffee art. Or drinking Chablis from 2008 from some French region while waiting for the slow cooking vegan cashew nut steaks.
Boy, had she been wrong. However, he had knitted his own sweater so this would all work out fine. If she could only teach him to fry eggs without a blow-torch.