
Category: U ‘R Up

‘Too fast & too furious’

Now all he needed was a vanity plate that embodied his purpose in life ánd world peace. Pussywagon no. 2 simply wasn’t going to cut it this time.
This time he needed something epic.
Like ‘lawnmower’. That would definitely attract hot girls. Or at least women who were into gardeners.

’Hyde Park II’

Keeping society safe from wild life attacks is important. Not sure keeping trees behind such a fence is the most effective way although they seem to not be going anywhere soon…
But that’s what they thought in Jurassic Park too,
so I am not convinced things won’t go horribly wrong as soon as some storm comes along and the Tree-rex escapes.
’Status Updates’

Does love mean anything at all,
when it is not official on a wall,
Does it need a poke, like or tag,
Does it have to be a brag, Read More
‘Immature Understanding ‘
Ben, all grown up. His parents were so proud of him, all the girls thought he was handsome and all the boys looked up to him. His posture impeccable and his manners effortless like he had all the time in the world.
But he didn’t. Not when it came to Read More
‘Hairy Pussy’
‘Eat Your Vegetables’
The young parents took great care to take the detour whenever they went into town. Basically because it was impossible to get little Tommy to keep walking when they accidentally took the wrong turn. They had to drag him away from all the colours. Everytime.
Tears, tantrum, trouble.
The candy aisle in the shop was a walk in the park compared to walking the red square.

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