The photographer had done a great job including the yacht and getting his ’good’ side.

Seagull ocean view with yacht
Seagull selfie, #nofilter

He had made a great location choice, he reassured himself. The scenery added to his mystique and sense of aesthetic sophistication. It gave him depth too. Still, aside from the success-oozing view from his crib, they could’ve got rid of the shit on his balcony and photoshopped some more so his legs wouldn’t look so fat.


’Hyde Park II’

Tree-rex, runnnn!!!

Keeping society safe from wild life attacks is important. Not sure keeping trees behind such a fence is the most effective way although they seem to not be going anywhere soon…

But that’s what they thought in Jurassic Park too,

so I am not convinced things won’t go horribly wrong as soon as some storm comes along and the Tree-rex escapes.


After telling Chimney to back off and stop emitting such filthy slander, Staircase turned around and put its arm around Silo’s shoulder.

‘Chimney, that b’tch, has no right calling you names. She might look shiny and think herself to be the blueprint of perfection but her heart is black and her judgement clouded.’,

Staircase whispered into Silo’s ears.

Flattering Horizontal Stripes

Staircase kept uttering words to help Silo overcome the insecurities about her curves and make her realize she was gorgeous. Staircase even gave a whole speech that Chimneys were a good example that no matter how flashy things seem, it is actually the inside that counts. And that only Silo’s had that.

Hopefully this would put an end to Silo’s eating-disorder too. They needed her happy and full, above all.