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I like to write from time to time. Mostly about anything in life specific. And sometimes I'll even take photographs. Just for laughs. Yes. It has surprised me too. Nothing I can('t) do, though.

‘Stakeout Companions’

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The Smoking Gum

Trying to hide in plain sight. The gang of cigarette butts was clearly involved in some dodgy shit, with codes and stuff.

Still, the p(ol)ieces of Gum were on top of this ever since they got permission from the judge to shadow “Ciggy”. It was 7 hours now since he got released on a legal error. They would not let the Butts get away with murder this time, or whatever they were up to while blowing smokescreens. They waited some more…

Gum 1: ‘I don’t know why I am shit with women. In the beginning they are all over me but after a while they seem to spit me out.’

Gum 2: ‘I know man, I know. It’s like they create this bubble around you until they are done with you and then, ‘pop’, no explanation nothin’, and you are back on the street. On a stakeout with your partner. Risking your life fighting crime.’

‘Bully’

After telling Chimney to back off and stop emitting such filthy slander, Staircase turned around and put its arm around Silo’s shoulder.

‘Chimney, that b’tch, has no right calling you names. She might look shiny and think herself to be the blueprint of perfection but her heart is black and her judgement clouded.’,

Staircase whispered into Silo’s ears.

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Flattering Horizontal Stripes

Staircase kept uttering words to help Silo overcome the insecurities about her curves and make her realize she was gorgeous. Staircase even gave a whole speech that Chimneys were a good example that no matter how flashy things seem, it is actually the inside that counts. And that only Silo’s had that.

Hopefully this would put an end to Silo’s eating-disorder too. They needed her happy and full, above all.