‘Comfort’

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The Wind tried to console Dune.

She had sand in her shoes and  that was uncomfortable, in the long run.

He patted her back and stroked her hair.

Blew kisses in the air.

She started to cry.

‘You idiot! Blisters is one thing but now I have grains of sand in my eye!’

Just Missed Snow White

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’An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away.’ If only Snow White had been really into doctors, she would’ve never needed the prince.
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‘Mirror, mirror, on the wall.” Apple was kind of happy with her curves, but still she was considering a boob job as she felt one was slightly bigger than the other.

Kiwipedia

‘Kiwhy?’

‘Kiwi.’

‘Kiwhat?’

‘Kiwill do.’

‘Kiwho?’

‘Kiwhom…’

‘You f-‘ng grammar-kiwi.’


It is not o.K,

If I,

Am left out of WE


Sweet tears of sugar,

Fermented fructose fun,

Overripe and great skin?

Kiwis staring at the sun.