Just Missed Snow White

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’An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away.’ If only Snow White had been really into doctors, she would’ve never needed the prince.
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‘Mirror, mirror, on the wall.” Apple was kind of happy with her curves, but still she was considering a boob job as she felt one was slightly bigger than the other.

Kiwipedia

Kiwipedia
Kiwi tears taste sweet
Ki-wi-wi-ki

‘Kiwhy?’

‘Kiwi.’

‘Kiwhat?’

‘Kiwill do.’

‘Kiwho?’

‘Kiwhom…’

‘You f-‘ng grammar-kiwi.’

It is not o.K,

If I,

Am left out of WE

Sweet tears of sugar,

Fermented fructose fun,

Overripe and great skin?

Kiwis staring at the sun.

Project Oh Potato: Steve

Steve (head shot),
Steve (blurry shot)
Steve (head shot)

Rock(like)band Meet & Greet: Steve

 

Steve is the lead singer.

Steve wants to be mysterious. Squints. He has blonde hair.

Steve is sick of people mistaking him for Justin Bieber.

’Life is an endless mass of continuous growth’.

That’s all Steve said. Coked out of his mind, but still, deep, very deep.

Steve did not write any of the lyrics. He grew up in a middle class suburban home, his parents are proud of him.

We love Steve.

Project Oh Potato: Vicky

Vicky (Swimsuit shot)
Vicky (Blurry shot)
Vicky (Beauty shot)

Rock(like)band Meet & Greet: Vicky

Whenever people talk about the rock (like) band, they talk about Vicky ‘Sweet Potato’. She doesn’t sing [red. at all, so let’s be thankful] but she is the light of the group on keyboard. She started piano lessons when she was 6 years old but failed in her teens to get into the academy.

‘I just didn’t fit in with all those peachy girls.’

She was however hugely popular on Youtube with home videos of her piano skills. And dancing. She got really discovered in the vegetable aisle of Wholefoods by the agent of the group. He walked up to her and just gave her his card and told her to come in and audition. And that was it.

Our interview got re-scheduled 3 times but when we get to sit down with this little angel it’s all smiles and wow! If you were a biscuit, which would you be? Vicky: ‘Oh, I like everything but my favorite are onion flavored crisps.’ (note: we did not follow up on this question due to her acclaimed eating disorder).

Vicky is known for her fashion sense and her long blonde hair. So we, at the magazine, were very surprised to Read More