Just entertaining myself photoshopping a fern into the ‘right’ proportions.
Whatever body issues she used to have, its all slimmed down, retouched and color enhanced into the fern she could be. Should be.
Actually she could be a palm-tree if she would just stick to this new diet. Got out of the sun forever. And lost the unflattering, cheap earth she uses to treat her roots. Or got some worse looking friends which would make her stand out more. Like a cactus maybe or a christmas tree.
All I need now is a tool to turn her pot into a size two. Then I’ll have time for that couch that clearly needs some accessories and Xanax maybe.
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