Cactuses. Acting like they know it all.
Condescendingly looking down at me, like it’s ‘Mister Cacti, Sir’, for me.
Scolding me for forgetting to wear sunscreen in California. Yeah, go ahead; judge me for that little mistake. Like sunburn isn’t punishment enough.
Still, I get to drink six liters of water a day or whatever the nutritionist recommends these days. That’s more than you guys I am sure. And your leaves are fat by the way! Just saying….
WHAt did you just whisper about my mom??!?!!