’Occubyke’

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Occubyke Fence Street

This was one of those days he felt rebellious. He had been a bad boy before but nothing like this ’chaining himself to the fence in a way to make a point’ disobedient.

Sure, he had once  been fined for public display of nudity like that made him part of the 1% – after his best friend’s bachelor party, years ago, losing both of his tires in one night. But today it was time to take action against big corporate public transport. Read More

‘Scrabble Scrambled’

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Don’t text and drive.

Was it the double dating? Was it the happy hour?

Letters go clubbing!’, ‘We’re all tens and you are number one!‘, ‘Yeah, keep ’em coming!‘ They shouted at the guy behind the bar.

Everything was going great. At 11.30p.m.

At 3.47 a.m., spirits had shifted.

E turned to be a lousy tipper, and kept saying: Read More

‘Credit Cards’

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Market memories

Let’s pretend you did not go online shopping,

drunk.

Let’s pretend you really needed these, shoes.

Let’s pretend you thought…

Oh never mind. Just be honest and admit last night has some blanks and you really do not know what these bags are doing in your living room. Or what’s in it.

‘Herbal Nightmares’

photo 1-2 Back in the days, a year ago, I tried to fight global warming for a while. Both by nurturing carbon capture and by eating local, very local.

I failed after countless attempts to motivate them at day 23 of project plants in pots under my command. The parsley gave up on me after a week and the mint, well, lets not even go there.

The basil was the only one still standing, until the snails got him. Read More