Over overhemden

Overhemd 1 en Overhemd 2 voeren een intiem gesprek over het ziektebeeld, dierenartsincompetentie en echtelijke discussies over de planning van de medicatie bij de klaarblijkelijk zieke kat van Overhemd 1. Die kat is nu kwijt. Ook dat nog. Overhemd 2 heeft ook een kat, voor de kinderen.En nu hebben ze het over het aantal calorien in een mueslibar…

Serieus, mannen van in de veertig in de trein. Ik heb geen internet meer nodig. Ik wacht op een stoer verhaal over, oh wacht:

’die dierenarts krijgt een claim’.

Ook kijken ze samen youtubefilmpjes van problemen met golfkarretjes.


Five grains for the price of four

Yeah. Get a good look and take your pick. If you really want some grains I’d sell you a couple.

For a good price.

See, these are very beautiful. I have more in the back you might like. Wait. Special price for you.

Only today.

‘Dawn Drinking’

IMG_3358They met at one of the parties of Dawn and became best friends talking over the bonfire. They both saw life as an adventure, not knowing what was lurking within. Every day a surprise. Today was no exception.

Bottle and Shadow sat down, hugged and together watched the sky blush, waiting for the first sunlight to hit the water.

Scattering all expectations.

’Hyde Park II’

Tree-rex, runnnn!!!

Keeping society safe from wild life attacks is important. Not sure keeping trees behind such a fence is the most effective way although they seem to not be going anywhere soon…

But that’s what they thought in Jurassic Park too,

so I am not convinced things won’t go horribly wrong as soon as some storm comes along and the Tree-rex escapes.

‘Stakeout Companions’

The Smoking Gum

Trying to hide in plain sight. The gang of cigarette butts was clearly involved in some dodgy shit, with codes and stuff.

Still, the p(ol)ieces of Gum were on top of this ever since they got permission from the judge to shadow “Ciggy”. It was 7 hours now since he got released on a legal error. They would not let the Butts get away with murder this time, or whatever they were up to while blowing smokescreens. They waited some more…

Gum 1: ‘I don’t know why I am shit with women. In the beginning they are all over me but after a while they seem to spit me out.’

Gum 2: ‘I know man, I know. It’s like they create this bubble around you until they are done with you and then, ‘pop’, no explanation nothin’, and you are back on the street. On a stakeout with your partner. Risking your life fighting crime.’