‘Shooting Flower Porn’

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‘PC Lunches’


Figured having brunch as planned with only strawberries for their vitamin C would be racist, sexist or even interpreted as socialist (you never know nowadays with the internet and irony). So I threw in blueberries for their color. Just to be safe…

House Sitting

Enjoy, they said. We’ll be back Thursday, they said. “Oh no, I made a mistake we’ll be back today”,

the text message said this afternoon. So I had a great couple of hours at work worrying over the stuff I let explode from my suitcase all over the house. Those moments you wish you had counted the number of pieces of underwear. Housesitting time is over, I got upgraded to guest again.