The photographer had done a great job including the yacht and getting his ’good’ side.

Seagull ocean view with yacht
Seagull selfie, #nofilter

He had made a great location choice, he reassured himself. The scenery added to his mystique and sense of aesthetic sophistication. It gave him depth too. Still, aside from the success-oozing view from his crib, they could’ve got rid of the shit on his balcony and photoshopped some more so his legs wouldn’t look so fat.


‘Armed Intruder’

photo 2-2
Horror roses



‘Ssssshhh, did you hear that?’

‘Yes, I think I heard something’

‘There is someone at the window’

‘I can hear it scratching…’

‘Sssshhh, look..’


‘Aaaaarggh it has claws!’

‘It bit me! It BIT me!’

‘Run, ruuuun!!!’