
She was clearly blushing when he gave her the flowers.
He did not notice however, totally lost in her blue eyes.
She was clearly blushing when he gave her the flowers.
He did not notice however, totally lost in her blue eyes.
The photographer had done a great job including the yacht and getting his ’good’ side.
He had made a great location choice, he reassured himself. The scenery added to his mystique and sense of aesthetic sophistication. It gave him depth too. Still, aside from the success-oozing view from his crib, they could’ve got rid of the shit on his balcony and photoshopped some more so his legs wouldn’t look so fat.
Now all he needed was a vanity plate that embodied his purpose in life ánd world peace. Pussywagon no. 2 simply wasn’t going to cut it this time.
This time he needed something epic.
Like ‘lawnmower’. That would definitely attract hot girls. Or at least women who were into gardeners.
Isn’t it incredible?
Basically a Brick Banner: shy and unnoticed by nature but do not piss it off.
Or on it.
‘….‘
‘….?..’
‘Ssssshhh, did you hear that?’
‘Yes, I think I heard something’
‘There is someone at the window’
‘I can hear it scratching…’
‘Sssshhh, look..’
‘Hide!’
‘Aaaaarggh it has claws!’
‘It bit me! It BIT me!’
‘Run, ruuuun!!!’
Let me take you down,
‘Cause I’m going to hay fever fields,
Poppies are real,
And nothing to tear up about,
Hay fever fields forever.
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