The photographer had done a great job including the yacht and getting his ’good’ side.
He had made a great location choice, he reassured himself. The scenery added to his mystique and sense of aesthetic sophistication. It gave him depth too. Still, aside from the success-oozing view from his crib, they could’ve got rid of the shit on his balcony and photoshopped some more so his legs wouldn’t look so fat.
‘Too fast & too furious’
Now all he needed was a vanity plate that embodied his purpose in life ánd world peace. Pussywagon no. 2 simply wasn’t going to cut it this time.
This time he needed something epic.
Like ‘lawnmower’. That would definitely attract hot girls. Or at least women who were into gardeners.
Isn’t it incredible?
Basically a Brick Banner: shy and unnoticed by nature but do not piss it off.
Or on it.
‘Ssssshhh, did you hear that?’
‘Yes, I think I heard something’
‘There is someone at the window’
‘I can hear it scratching…’
‘Aaaaarggh it has claws!’
‘It bit me! It BIT me!’
‘Puffy Eyed Poppies’
Let me take you down,
‘Cause I’m going to hay fever fields,
Poppies are real,
And nothing to tear up about,
Hay fever fields forever.
‘Rude Door Locks’
Couldn’t handle the door lock giving me the finger.
I guess this bathroom does not like visitors.
Yeah. Get a good look and take your pick. If you really want some grains I’d sell you a couple.
For a good price.
See, these are very beautiful. I have more in the back you might like. Wait. Special price for you.
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