I’d like to believe he took ’em off drunk because he bet his friends he could run a mile on bare feet while wearing a turkey costume, got tired, crawled in the ditch, fell asleep, woke up and couldn’t remember a thing.
It’s more likely his mom forgot them after getting ready for the car after a family day on the beach.
Still… I like my version better, with or without him being filmed and turning up on the internet, going viral, because he also did very real impressions of the sound turkeys would make when betting on such things.
Ever since Grimm the only real way to be able to return home safely is to systematically drop things while away. Sure, one could go for the classic ‘phone, wallet, keys’ but modern times also require a fashionable approach to trailing. And precise Read More
Figured having brunch as planned with only strawberries for their vitamin C would be racist, sexist or even interpreted as socialist (you never know nowadays with the internet and irony). So I threw in blueberries for their color. Just to be safe…