Tag: English

‘Credit Cards’

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Market memories

Let’s pretend you did not go online shopping,

drunk.

Let’s pretend you really needed these, shoes.

Let’s pretend you thought…

Oh never mind. Just be honest and admit last night has some blanks and you really do not know what these bags are doing in your living room. Or what’s in it.

‘Herbal Nightmares’

photo 1-2 Back in the days, a year ago, I tried to fight global warming for a while. Both by nurturing carbon capture and by eating local, very local.

I failed after countless attempts to motivate them at day 23 of project plants in pots under my command. The parsley gave up on me after a week and the mint, well, lets not even go there.

The basil was the only one still standing, until the snails got him. Read More

‘Comfort’

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The Wind tried to console Dune.

She had sand in her shoes and  that was uncomfortable, in the long run.

He patted her back and stroked her hair.

Blew kisses in the air.

She started to cry.

‘You idiot! Blisters is one thing but now I have grains of sand in my eye!’

Just Missed Snow White

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’An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away.’ If only Snow White had been really into doctors, she would’ve never needed the prince.
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‘Mirror, mirror, on the wall.” Apple was kind of happy with her curves, but still she was considering a boob job as she felt one was slightly bigger than the other.

Kiwipedia

Kiwipedia
Kiwi tears taste sweet
Ki-wi-wi-ki

‘Kiwhy?’

‘Kiwi.’

‘Kiwhat?’

‘Kiwill do.’

‘Kiwho?’

‘Kiwhom…’

‘You f-‘ng grammar-kiwi.’

It is not o.K,

If I,

Am left out of WE

Sweet tears of sugar,

Fermented fructose fun,

Overripe and great skin?

Kiwis staring at the sun.